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Reflecting again on hacks this St. Patrick’s Day

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No person requested me however:

On days like this, with the St. Patrick’s Day breakfast on faucet, I nearly miss Billy Bulger.

Nearly.

At Halitosis Corridor, each time then-Rep. Eddie Markey would step ahead for his annual beer and a beating, the Corrupt Midget would lean into the microphone and whisper:

“Eddie Markey… to a battle of wits, he comes unarmed.”

Now the identical factor might be mentioned of the whole Democrat occasion nationwide.

What do you suppose Mahmoud Khalil will miss most about dwelling on welfare within the Nice Devil, as soon as he’s deported again to his native Third World bleephole nation?

The infidels’ free speech or their indoor plumbing and electrical energy?

Sen. John Fetterman stands out as the first individual in human historical past to turn into extra articulate after struggling a stroke.

No matter occurred to these record-high egg costs?

Everytime you learn sob tales about someone laid off from the federal payroll “working remotely” since 2020, don’t you all the time assume it’s solely remotely doubtless they’ve been working in any respect?

And from all of the boo-hoo tales in regime-controlled media, you’d assume the one individuals being DOGE’d are both veterans or disabled or each.

And we’re instructed Elon Musk all the time waits till a vacation to RIF these noble public servants — both Valentine’s Day or President’s Day, like these are actual issues to start with.

Humorous, all of the occasions I’ve been fired (all the time by kind-hearted liberals), I by no means as soon as seen in the event that they whacked me on Columbus Day or Arbor Day.

Right here’s one other sentence you by no means learn within the state-run press besides when Republicans are in energy:

“People reside paycheck to paycheck.”

When Trump is president, it’s not unemployment numbers going up “unexpectedly,” it’s the employment numbers. Instantly regime media distrusts BLS numbers.

Unhappy information that Twin Donuts in Union Sq. is closing after 70 years, however why did not one of the tales point out the Allston landmark’s most well-known second in historical past?

That was when a Boston metropolis councilor nicknamed “Cryin’ Brian” pocketed a thousand-dollar bribe there from an area billionaire developer, then claimed he didn’t dare flip it in for months as a result of he was petrified of the previous man who had bribed him, and needed to conceal the soiled money within the bed room of his dad and mom’ home the place the boob nonetheless lived, single, on the age of 30.

For that second of comedian gold alone, Twin Donuts needs to be on the Nationwide Register of Historic Locations endlessly.

Information merchandise: the failing native broadsheet pulled the plug on its piss-poor cable TV present, “Boston Globe As we speak,” making it “Boston Globe Yesterday.”

The Democrat round firing squad is simply too amusing — think about a statewide main in New York subsequent 12 months between Chuck Schumer and AOC.

Isn’t there a way they’ll each lose?

So Invoice Keating is aware of what a girl is, however Supreme Court docket Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson doesn’t?

Rachael Rollins, the disgraced former U.S. lawyer, is now grabbing the large bucks at Roxbury Group School ($109,852) however do you suppose she ever tells her college students what number of occasions she flunked the bar examination?

“Racial” failed in July 1997 and February 1998 earlier than lastly passing it in July 1998 (when Maura Healey aced it, on her first attempt).

Former Lt. Gov. Tim “Crash” Murray feels Rachael’s ache — he too flunked twice, in July 1994 and February 1995 earlier than he was waved via in July 1995.

However hey, flunking the bar examination is a practice amongst each Kennedys and the native Okay-Mart Kennedys, like as an example three dim-witted scions of the Timilty, Creedon and Lawton clans, who’ve flunked a complete of 15 occasions (to this point).

Perhaps there’s a joke in there someplace for one of many handful of Hibernian highwaymen who nonetheless present up out of behavior this morning Sen. Collins’ time:

“Religion bejesus, I by no means might cross the bar examination ‘trigger there was one on the best way house!”

Separated at start: Rep. Rosa DeLauro and Keith Richards.

Sen. Tina Smith and Bride of Chucky.

Rep. Maxine Waters and Aunt Esther on Sanford & Son.

The 12 alleged johns lastly recognized in courtroom in Cambridge Friday all received the identical dinner from their wives that night:

Sizzling tongue and chilly shoulder.

U.S. Home minority chief Hakeem Jeffries — placing the “hack” again in Hakeem.

It wasn’t that way back that proudly owning a Tesla made you a bona fide virtue-signaling Lovely Individual.

And each single African-born immigrant was a noble addition to our society.

Boy, have occasions modified — is there something Elon Musk can’t do?

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