Who might have ever dreamed that Maura Healey’s identify would flip up within the Jeffrey Epstein information earlier than, say, Robert Kraft, simply choose a reputation completely at random.
Warmth-Pump Healey by no means appeared like Epstein’s kind, in additional methods than one. However there she was, being name-dropped by an area hack determined to get a paying gig with the Democrat mega-pervert.
Granted, it’s a second-hand connection, guilt by affiliation. However that’s the usual Maura Healey herself set final November, when requested about Harvard’s connection to Epstein, by means of ex-university president Larry Summers.
“This entire Epstein factor has actually bothered me,” she mentioned. “These ladies deserve justice. Anyone who’s implicated by any of this needs to be held accountable.”
However that was then and that is now.
Her new place is that though the hack who made this declare was paid hundreds from her 2014 marketing campaign, so he clearly has some connection to her, she is aware of nothing, and subsequently she shouldn’t be held accountable though by her personal definition she is implicated.
The week has not gotten off to a great begin for Maura. First she needed to concern that assertion denying any ties to Epstein. Because the outdated political saying goes, in the event you’re denying, you’re shedding.
However even worse than denying is mendacity, and yesterday Maura Healey appeared to be once more shading the reality, on the very least. As soon as once more, the governor was introduced down by her slobbering coddling of unlawful aliens, particularly of the prison selection.
The US legal professional, Leah Foley, introduced one other mega-bust of welfare fraudsters, largely from the Dominican Republic. (Cease me in the event you’ve heard this one earlier than.)
After final month’s $7-million bust of a Haitian food-stamp fraud ring, Maura retorted that the referral on the Haitians got here from the state Division of Transitional Help (DTA). Not very plausible, however Leah couldn’t completely knock it down.
However yesterday, the feds had been completely prepared. The preliminary tip on the sinister overseas fiends got here from the state of Rhode Island, and so they tipped off Massachusetts that the Third World grifters had been ripping off each states.
If not for the Herald reporter Tim Dunn, Maura wouldn’t have been requested about this newest fraud happening underneath her very nostril, actually not by the amen refrain in Boston regime-controlled media. In relation to Maura, seldom – make that by no means – is heard a discouraging phrase in Boston agitprop.
However Dunn requested her for a touch upon this newest Massachusetts mega-fraud, to which Maintain-It Healey smugly replied:
“If it’s just like the final one, that’s a case that was referred to the US legal professional’s workplace for prosecution.”
Besides it wasn’t. That is what Leah Foley mentioned in her ready assertion concerning the investigation by the US Agriculture Division’s inspector normal:
“The USDA OIG is just not conscious of the Mass DTA making any referral report back to the USDA regarding this theft.”
The US legal professional checked. You possibly can guess on that. Again on the State Home, Dunn tried to squeeze in a follow-up:
“Must you flip over the knowledge to the feds?”
“You’re welcome,” she mentioned. “Thanks.”
So now, for Maura, it’s time for an additional reality cleanup on Aisle 5.
Almost certainly, her harried gals will level out that she prefaced her, uh, incorrect assertion with “If it’s just like the final one.” Clearly, they may sniff, it wasn’t. She didn’t categorically say it was. So there!
However Maura Healey is the Queen of Alibis. Listed here are a couple of different potential excuses she will be able to use at present if Tim Dunn catches up together with her (as a result of you already know not one of the different crack State Home scribes dare method Her Highness besides on bended knee).
Governor, why didn’t you inform the reality yesterday concerning the newest unlawful welfare fraud?
How will she reply?
“I can’t converse to that due to the continuing investigation.” (Excuse she makes use of for stonewalling questions concerning the alleged State Police investigation of her gang-banging, alleged cocaine-dealing western Mass aide LaMar Cook dinner.)
“I by no means mentioned that.” (Excuse employed when first requested about her bragging that she shut down two natural-gas pipelines, a boast that was recorded on video.)
“I used to be attempting to economize.” (Her second excuse for killing the 2 gasoline pipelines, after the primary one was uncovered as a complete lie.)
“These items occur.” (Excuse used when considered one of her pampered unlawful aliens raped a younger disabled lady in considered one of her overseas freeloader flophouses in Rockland.
“I informed my employees to make that decision and so they didn’t do it.” (How she defined why the state was flooded with hundreds of illegal-alien criminals with out a single background examine about their prison rap sheets.)
“They had been clearly well-qualified for no matter we gave them.” (How she defined appointing her aged Sapphic sweetheart to a $227,000-a-year SJC judgeship after their acrimonious cut up earlier than the 2022 marketing campaign for governor.)
“Massachusetts is the Saudi Arabia of fraud.” (A variation on her assertion that Massachusetts is the “Saudi Arabia of wind,” simply earlier than wind supplied much less vitality to the state within the latest chilly spell than… wooden and rubbish fires.)
However then, after all, there’s the last word fallback excuse, for something and all the things, used not solely by Maura Healey however by each different Democrat hack all over the place.
“Donald Trump did it!”
So one last query this morning for Maura. Gov. Healey, how did your identify find yourself within the Jeffrey Epstein information?
“Donald Trump did it!”
Can we quote you on that, Governor?
