These are the lads most keen to lie, decrease themselves, and violate legal guidelines and moral requirements for probably the most unlikeable president in US historical past.

NOMINEES:
MIKE JOHNSON, LINDSEY GRAHAM, MARCO RUBIO, JD VANCE, AND ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL TODD BLANCHE
MIKE JOHNSON

MARCO RUBIO

SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM

Many have puzzled if Lindsey is being blackmailed as a result of he went from being a vehement critic of Trump to turning into an obsequious, humiliated lap canine. Listening to Graham’s nauseating and cringe-worthy boot-licking is the peak of being in a cult.


JD is a frontrunner for the Sissy award. The statements he has made about Trump previously have been probably the most excessive of all the opposite candidates. He clearly knew the reality about Trump, and earlier than his ambitions led him into the cult, he was warning America what a harmful, reprehensible particular person Trump was. Now he talks about how sensible, sturdy, and patriotic Trump is—an epic, weak liar.
Shut contenders have been:
Kash Patel, John Thune, Clarence Thomas, and Pete Hegseth
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