Have a look at these pictures — why accomplish that most of the feminine hippie rioters have crewcuts and the fellows have ponytails?
You’ll be able to be taught a lot in regards to the newest trend developments among the many non-working lessons from finding out these newest filthy, trust-funded, Nazi-sympathizing hippies who acquired lugged downtown whereas, like, expressing solidarity with, you realize, uh, any person, dude.
Getting arrested? Like, a complete bummer, man. However, like, at the least it offers you one thing new to brag about in your Grindr apps, proper?
These shiftless hippies broke a Boston cop’s nostril Tuesday evening. They pepper-sprayed at the least one different officer.
I’m certain the Citywide Bicycle Unit consists of some very competent LEO’s, however at occasions like this, I miss the outdated TPF – the Tactical Patrol Power. I can solely think about what the TPF would have achieved to this squirrely crew of “Avenue Fightin’ They/Thems.”
Keep in mind the TPF? Should you don’t, google “Rabbit Inn Dorchester Avenue.” Their canine have been at all times snarling, their uniforms appeared a bit soiled, like they’d all simply completed brawling in some alley.
And the TPF didn’t take any bleep from any hippie scum.
Anyway, you possibly can be taught quite a bit about these pampered blow-in drifters from their social media. So immediately, let’s take a look at who was arrested, and what their social media tells us about them.
Meet Prahlad Iyengar, $500 bail. He’s a bongo participant, like Maynard G. Krebs again in “Dobie Gillis days.” It should be tough to be a musician whenever you’re handcuffed.
Styx Hatch, listed as “Individual” on social media. On the BPD incident report Styx is described as a “feminine,” however “Styx got here out as non binary at age 14,” based on, uh, their profile. Isn’t this often known as “misgendering?” Poor Styx – how can she “Sail Away” when “their” bail is about at $10,000? How does Hamas really feel about “non-binary” individuals?
Owen Woodcock, $1,000 bond, is a BU grad who now works “as a nanny, babysitting.” They/them as soon as “labored at an city farm in Dorchester.” Does city farming embody rising weed within the yard? Another quote from Owen’s on-line profile: “Owen spends time using their bike….”
Amun Prophet, sporting the early Bob Dylan look set off by a dingy-looking keffiyeh. Bail set at $1,000. His resume consists of “paint gross sales affiliate” and “Hillside Pizza.” Addresses in Allston and South Deerfield MA, which has modified quite a bit since I used to be a child.
Osama El Khatib, 26, of Watertown, $10,000 bail. The identify says all of it.
Atalanta Carrig-Braun, 24, $7,500 bail. On social media listed as member of Emerson School’s cross-country and monitor groups. But in some way she couldn’t outrun the BPD Tuesday evening. Additionally has a photograph of herself attending one thing known as “Westridge Microaggressions Meeting,” which should not have gone that properly for her, contemplating her alleged macroaggressions.
Benjamin Andre Choucroun, 20, $500 bail. Seems to be a Tufts scholar, the place he’s “a member of Alternate Jews at Tufts (Alt-J).” On Oct. 7, when Hamas was slaughtering 1,200 Israelis, did they spare “alternate Jews?” He’s into “Palestinian solidarity.”
Jacob Pettigrew, 22, $5,000 bail. Went to Malden Excessive, then took a “hole 12 months… with deal with understanding meditations and breath.” Keep in mind, the BPD says his filthy mob set off purple choking smoke bombs on cops Tuesday evening – a lot for his dedication to respiration. Jake additionally goals of going “to a bunch of cool locations around the globe.” How about to some cool jails someplace, perhaps at South Bay or Nashua Avenue?
Roder Atwood, 21, of Somerville, $10,000 bail. Appears to have as little presence on social media as Thomas Crooks, one of many would-be assassins of President Trump final 12 months. Very odd, even stranger than his first identify.
