No one requested me however:
At any time when anyone says they’re working class, assume they’re not.
Graham Platner, Maine Senate candidate from the Hotchkiss Faculty, this implies you.
Equally true: when any individual calls himself a tricky man, he often ain’t.
Dementia Joe Biden on Friday referred to as the U.S. “Amerigotit,” and misgendered his lesbian press secretary KJP as “Kareem.”
However he was sharp as a tack, match as a fiddle — that’s what regime-controlled media, one hundred pc of them, advised us for 4 years.
Olivia Nuzzi out at Vainness Honest, proving as soon as once more the reality of Gore Vidal’s statement.
No expertise isn’t sufficient.
Ex-Boston cop Brian Albert, one of many “Home Defendants” in Karen Learn’s civil lawsuit, was a nasty piece of labor.
However in the end he was only a suburban poseur from Canton, and the Boston boys in blue had a dismissive phrase for him and all his ilk.
KWAC’s — youngsters and not using a nook, which means, they’d by no means frolicked in an city neighborhood, on a road nook.
Your nook outlined you — sensible guys in addition to cops. Simply ask the surviving Mullens in South Boston what “Mullen” refers to.
At any time when a Trump initiative is stopped by a deranged coastal federal district-court choose, the ruling at all times runs on the entrance web page, above the fold.
Then a number of days later when the guy traveler’s determination is overturned by a better courtroom, that story inevitably finally ends up on web page 37.
This week’s instance: the GOP’s Texas Congressional-map redistricting to provide Republicans 5 extra seats within the Home subsequent yr.
The plan was overturned final month by two rabid appellate-court comrades in what grew to become that information cycle’s apocalyptic walls-closing-in-on-Trump story.
Web page one, above the fold, in each paper/web site within the nation.
Thursday, Supreme Court docket overrules the Reds, 6-3, restores GOP maps… and it charges barely a point out, wherever. Nothing to see right here people, transfer alongside.
Well-known H.L. Mencken quote: “Democracy is the idea that the frequent individuals know what they need, and should get it good and laborious.”
The Boston taxpayers are about to get it good and laborious from Michelle Wu — they usually voted for it.
Me? I’m simply glad I voted with my ft again when Mumbles was mayor.
Talking of which, objects within the rearview mirror often recede in dimension the additional away you get from them.
However within the case of Mumbles, the extra we see of Michelle Wu, and earlier than her Marty Walsh, the extra his stature rises.
If it comes right down to a Market Basket battle between Artie T. and the Golden Ladies, I assume you already know whose aspect I’m on.
New OCPF filings this week, and corrupt Norfolk DA Michael “Meatball” Morrissey stories elevating zero cash for the ninth month in a row.
During the last 14 months, Meatball has gotten precisely one contribution, $200 from a hack lobbyist who was on the payroll of crooked ex-Home speaker Thomas “Felon” Finneran.
The official you-won’t-have-Meatball-to-kick-around-anymore announcement ought to be coming, as Ronnie Millsap would say, any day now.
When a Democrat sheet cites both an nameless “profession official” or “individuals acquainted with the investigation,” they’re George Soros Democrats — one hundred pc of the time.
I don’t care what number of occasions you say “justice-involved” or “returning people.”
To me, an ex-con will at all times be a jailbird.
What’s the definition of a Profile in Braveness amongst Massachusetts legislators?
Anybody who’ll take a Breathalyzer take a look at.
Hakeem Jeffries — placing the hack again in Hakeem.
You’ll be able to’t have justice with out ICE.
Sgt. Sean Goode is now suspended from the Canton Police Division within the wake of the tried lynchings of Karen Learn, however on the stand within the first trial, he did supply a Hank Brennan-like malapropism as he tried to elucidate how he and his fellow bent badges needed to step again from the railroading of an harmless girl.
“We recruised ourselves,” he stammered.
Not recused, recruised. How Canton is it? Superb that he hasn’t been promoted to chief.
Of their every day sob tales, why does the Globe so typically pose unlawful aliens both in church or in entrance of a portrait of Jesus?
And when are the Globe fluffers going to interview certainly one of these thugs who doesn’t “converse by means of an interpreter” — though they’ve been flopping right here on the dole for 25 years.
It was that if a hack was compelled out of a job due to scandal, he’d say, “Cease pointing fingers.”
Now it’s, “I’m transferring ahead.”
Contemplating that it’s owned by the Soros household, wouldn’t it’s applicable to alter the decision letters of also-ran jock-sniffer station WEEI to WDEI, or perhaps WCCP?
The previous “largely peaceable” protests have change into such a cliché that they’re now “broadly peaceable” protests.
Irrespective of the way you slice it, it’s nonetheless baloney.
Leticia James — placing the “hippo” again into “hypocrisy.”
I’m so previous I can keep in mind when it was simply LGBT.
Now it’s LGBTQIA2S+, or is it 2SLGBTQIA+?
And the place is GF, for Gender Fluid?
Earlier than it’s over, they’re going to be claiming there’s extra “genders” than the American Kennel Membership has canine breeds.
If it comes right down to a battle between Larry Summers and the pretend Indian, I assume you already know whose aspect I’m on — even when I’m holding my nostril.
So glad Trump pardoned Rep. Henry Cuellar, D-TX.
So what if he was responsible, his solely actual crime for the Democrats was declaring Joe Biden’s madness in letting thousands and thousands of unlawful alien savages into civilization.
In terms of Cuellar, to paraphrase Randy Newman:
“Properly he could also be a criminal however he’s our criminal. In the event that they assume they’re higher than him, they’re unsuitable.”
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