No one requested me however:
I’d have extra confidence in new MSP Col. Geoffrey Noble if he hadn’t gone native and embraced the cone head look.
Is that his personal private homage to all of the Canton cone heads – Michael Proctor, Brian Tully, Joseph Paul, Jailbird Chris Albert and so on. – to not point out the drunkard sheriff of Hampden County, Nick Cocchi?
The newest illegal-alien sob story is that the ICE round-ups imply they’ll’t go to church.
That is fairly the brand new phenomenon for all of the gangbangers, fentanyl sellers, girlfriend-beaters, drunk drivers and pedophiles — going to church.
Kinda like all of the thugs who get despatched to jail and all of a sudden discover Jesus, or Allah, or any person after which invariably turn into function fashions for the youthful jailbirds, or in order that they declare to the parole board.
I truly noticed a photograph in regime-controlled media this week of a overseas freeloader posing in entrance of an image of Jesus – what malarkey, as Joe Biden would say.
Everytime you examine any person’s closing message earlier than dying, it’s all the time both “chilling” or “eerie.”
Is there something sadder than a politician being described as a “perennial candidate?”
Curtis Sliwa, I’m speaking to you.
Should you’re a politician so corrupt that you just’re referred to as “embattled,” at the least theoretically you’ll get an opportunity at trial to show your innocence.
Simply ask runaway sheriff Steve Tompkins.
Simply don’t go to Maine for the weekend, Sheriff. It didn’t finish effectively for an additional embattled high hat-wearing sheriff by the identify of DiPaola.
When Democrats discuss saving “democracy,” what they actually imply is saving “paperwork.”
Headline: “Kamala Harris Says System is ‘Damaged.’”
Translation: I misplaced the final election, although I had a billion {dollars}.
Headline: “Schiff Complains Democracy is Underneath Assault.”
Translation: That mortgage-fraud grand jury has received me chilly.
A phrase that now not means to readers what regime-controlled media assume it does:
Consultants, as in “consultants say….”
The consultants quoted by the press all the time have the identical options: greater taxes and vitality costs, necessary lockdowns and racist insurance policies throughout the board, amongst different insane ideas, however by no means extra freedom or actual equality.
One other phrase that now not has any actual that means: “restitution.”
When was the final time any of those thieves ever paid again even a dime of the cash they stole?
No matter occurred to the Bartley-Fox gun regulation in Massachusetts?
Or the even older Sullivan Act in New York?
They had been presupposed to lock up thugs utilizing unlawful firearms, however someway, the Democrats misplaced curiosity in jailing violent criminals – at the least those from the protected lessons.
Every time I see a kind of “No Kings” demonstrations with all of the geriatric mask-wearing fugitives on walkers from assisted-living amenities, I keep in mind what the late Metropolis Councilor Dapper O’Neil used to say at any time when some previous bats had been railing towards him:
“They oughta be dwelling, prayin’ for a cheerful dying.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom apparently by no means noticed the previous Brylcreem advert on TV:
“A little bit dab’ll do ya.”
Did you discover the deer-in-the-headlights look that Pamela Smith, DC’s DEI Metro police chief, received when a reporter requested her in regards to the “chain of command” in her division?
Now that she’s been demoted by AG Pam Bondi, perhaps “Chief” Smith will be capable to determine what a series of command is.
Talking of which, as unhealthy as he’s, is it attainable that BPD Commissioner Michael Cox is the final male police chief of a significant US metropolis?
Sen. Bernie Sanders can’t cease yapping in regards to the “working class,” however he has about as a lot hands-on expertise with actual jobs as Gov. J.B. Pritzker has with salad bars.
Is it Beto O’Rourke, or Beta?
Do you kiss your mom with that filthy mouth of yours, Beta, and when are you going to personally begin attempting to remove the AR-15’s and AK-47’s of actual Texans who in actual fact personal them?
Of Market Basket boss Arthur T. DeMoulas’ three sisters, Frances is 75, Glorianne is 73 and Caren is 66.
Whilst Artie T. was paying down the $1.5-billion mortgage he used to purchase out the opposite aspect of the household, every of the Golden Ladies was reportedly getting $40 million a 12 months in dividends, for doing nothing.
Why kill the golden goose, Golden Ladies, particularly if you’re on the again 9?
As an alternative, they’re behaving just like the three witches in Macbeth, stirring the pot.
“Double, double toil and hassle/Hearth burn, and cauldron bubble/Truthful is foul, and foul is truthful.”
Profitable: Far-left PBS is slicing their funds 20%, because the $500 million cuts are having a “unfavourable rippling impact” on their agitprop distribution.
Wait, didn’t these tax-funded hyenas inform us for many years that they solely received 1% or 8% of their funds from the filthy taxpayers in pickup vehicles with MAGA hats that they despise a lot?
That “unfavourable rippling impact” on NPR is giving me a optimistic chuckling impact.
Suggestion for the state Republican get together: introduce a invoice to make Harvard pay its “fair proportion,” say, an annual 2% wealth tax on their $53-billion endowment, you recognize, for the kids, the infrastructure, the investments sooner or later blah-blah-blah….
Isn’t 2% the identical quantity that the faux Indian and Bernie wished to evaluate on People who, in contrast to themselves, work for a residing?
On the highest of the Sagamore Bridge, there’s an indication that claims it was inbuilt 1933-34 – two years.
How lengthy do you assume it’ll take to assemble the substitute Sagamore Bridge?
Anybody who believes the hacks’ eight-year estimate clearly doesn’t keep in mind the Large Dig, and in comparison with Maura Healey’s box-checking blow-in crew, the Large Dig was managed by engineering geniuses.
Who may have ever predicted that New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell could be indicted earlier than NY Legal professional Normal Leticia James?
