Now they inform us!
Regime-controlled media are lastly keen to let the cat out of the bag — Dementia Joe Biden is senile, demented, and has been since Day One, and lengthy earlier than that.
Not so way back, the apparatchiks from the Occasions dutifully reported that he was conducting “Socratic dialogues” within the Oval Workplace. As lately as April, MSNBC mentioned that “this model of Biden intellectually, analytically, is the very best Biden ever.”
However that was then, that is now, and that is the brand new line from the Democrats’ Ministry of Reality.
We knew all of it alongside! We simply didn’t let you know as a result of… Democrat omerta.
All these movies of Dementia Joe falling down and randomly screaming and shaking arms with individuals who weren’t there and giving shout outs to useless folks — these had been “low-cost fakes.” That’s all you heard from Nationwide Panhandler Radio or CNN or the Washington Publish.
Low cost fakes. That was what the Ministry of Reality ordered all of them to say in June. It was the social gathering line, a extra rigidly enforced political orthodoxy than something on Radio Moscow in 1953.
Only for the report, you examine Joe’s senescence right here first, and about as soon as a month ever because the fall of 2020. I transcribed his gibberish, proper off the videotape, rattling it, and I received the pounding complications to show it.
Right here’s the headline from my column on Oct. 3, 2020:
“Media proceed to cowl up Joe Biden’s psychological decline.”
I point out this at the moment within the wake of the “bombshell’’ reviews this week in state-run media chronicling the misadventures of the worst president in US historical past.
From “Low cost fakes” to “A Weary Biden Heads for the Exit.” In lower than six months.
Does this imply that every one unedited video from final summer season wasn’t “low-cost fakes” in spite of everything? The one factor that’s modified is the narrative, because the despicable hacks place themselves to gather extra pretend Pulitzers for “reporting” what they resolutely tried to mislead the American folks about for at the very least the final 5 years.
An odd factor about final week’s very reluctant, nearly apologetic “bombshells” was that every little thing was written up to now tense, like Biden isn’t nonetheless making an absolute idiot out of himself and all the duplicitous Deep State that attempted to prop him up for therefore lengthy, with such catastrophic outcomes for the nation.
So let’s test in with a few of Brandon’s most up-to-date Biggest Hits.
After pardoning his crackhead bagman son, he took it on the lam to Africa, the place he bragged but once more about his railroad travels. As all the time, all dialogue assured verbatim:
“I’m in all probability essentially the most pro-rail man in America. I’ve ridden over one million 300 thousand miles every day in my work.”
That’s what he mentioned — 1.3 million miles, day by day! That soundbite didn’t make NPR, did it?
He additionally mentioned his freeloading spouse, “Dr.” Jill, was additionally on a whirlwind world tour. Proper Joe?
“She did go spend a little bit time in Sicily as a result of, only a day or so, to go to her great-great grandmother’s dad and mom.”
And also you thought Joe Biden was older than grime.
Joe likes to brag. Particularly about stuff he didn’t do. The larger the lie, the larger the boast. Take into account the struggle in Gaza.
“I’ve gotten over 100 hostages out and I can’t cease till I get each single one in every of them out.”
Can I get me a truth test over right here in Aisle 6? Talking of which, how would you fee this latest brag of Brandon’s on the Reality-Meter?
“Have we left the nation in higher form than we discovered it? At present I can say with all my coronary heart the reply to that query is a powerful sure.”
Au contraire, Brandon, the reply is a powerful no.
He stored mendacity in regards to the “pretty robust financial system,” saying “It’s my profound hope that the brand new administration will protect and construct on this progress.”
Progress? Or, as a bumper sticker says, “Joe Biden Owes Me Gasoline Cash.”
However the Huge Man does perceive that… one thing occurred. In a podcast with a slobbering Democrat stenographer, he admitted that costs are, uh, you already know, the factor.
“You go to a grocery retailer, dozen eggs, a gallon of milk, a pound of bacon nonetheless prices greater than it did earlier than the pandemic.”
The pandemic? Absolutely the Worst President in US Historical past meant to say, every little thing prices greater than it did earlier than I used to be put in as president and proceeded to utterly demolish the US financial system.
Speaking about his infrastructure boondoggle, Biden forgot how lengthy Trump was president the final time — “the final man spent eight years saying ‘Subsequent month.’ 4 years saying ‘subsequent month.’”
He reminisced about his earlier days — “as they are saying on the Senate ground of america Senate.”
Typically he nonetheless should attempt to mumble a couple of somber remarks:
“We’re gathered in a samala, uh, a solemn location….”
What a bleep-show this administration has been. I gained’t even point out Jill lately saluting her husband’s “integrity,” or Kamala Harris utilizing one in every of her favourite phrases, “clear,” 3 times in 15 seconds final weekend, as she was slurring her means via a cocktail-hour tackle to DNC staffers.
I’ve written over 40 of those columns about Biden’s drooling senility since 2000. That is in all probability the second-to-last one. I plan to do yet another, early subsequent month, earlier than the Restoration.
I would like that last 2025 column for my portfolio of I-was-the-first-one-to-report-that-Biden-was-senile competitors for the Pulitzer Prize.
Not being a pampered puke with a belief fund and a phony-baloney Ivy League diploma, I’m a significant underdog in opposition to all of the johnny-come-lately Democrat fluffers in state-run media.
However at the very least I can write actually by myself behalf, “For nearly six years, from 2020 to 2025, Howie wrote about Biden, solely utilizing Biden’s personal phrases, and in contrast to everybody of the legacy scribes, he by no means as soon as described the ensuing drivel, blather, bilge and balderdash as a ‘Socratic dialogue.’”
All the above is true. Too unhealthy, as a result of that’s the last word disqualifier. Oh effectively, at the very least we gained, they usually misplaced. Possibly my Aunt Mabel was proper in spite of everything: Cheaters by no means prosper.
At the very least they didn’t in 2024.
