What had been your first ideas this week whenever you heard that the feds had been threatening to strip as a lot as $8.7 billion in handouts to Harvard College?
Primary, It’s about rattling time!
Quantity two, Why the hell had been we ever giving these pampered pukes that sort of cash within the first place?
To me, that is private. I don’t like these bastards. Not everybody at Harvard is a pluperfect bodily orifice however…
The issue is, Harvard hates me, and most definitely you too, should you’re studying this. They suppose they’re higher than us as a result of… they test the bins.
Let’s be blunt about it. Harvard exists solely for the wealthy and privileged. Perhaps as soon as upon a time you needed to be considerably above common in a technique or one other to get in.
However that was a really very long time in the past. Stroll round Harvard Sq. and see for your self who’s there. Meritocracy is… racist.
And there may be no person at Harvard at this time who comes out of the working lessons — completely nobody.
A few of the college students and school come from households which have oodles of money, largely inherited. All of the others are DEI. Relating to institutionalized racism, which is what DEI is, Harvard in 2025 is a extra rabid proponent of American apartheid than Ole Miss was in 1962.
Inform me I’m incorrect, disgraced ex-President Claudine Homosexual, a serial plagiarist so unserious a scholar that she even lifted the acknowledgements in her “dissertation.”
The billionaire Democrat heiress working the Harvard Company made her president. When Homosexual was fired in shame a couple of months later, the white-guilt-ridden Harvard trust-funders handed her a $900,000 job as an extinguished professor.
A technique or one other, the Harvard swells ship working folks the tab. We at all times pay the value for his or her errors. It’s what townies do — clear up the messes left behind by the Lovely Individuals who get to go to Harvard simply because…
When this risk by Trump to chop their $8.7-billion handout was introduced, the brand new president Alan Garber ’76 (as they at all times confer with their Social Register-like standing as alumni) thundered:
“If this funding is stopped, it’s going to halt life-saving analysis and imperil vital scientific analysis and innovation.”
Actually? Maybe, Comrade Garber ’76, you may contemplate dipping into Harvard’s $50-plus billion endowment to proceed that, uh, life-saving analysis.
To repeat, Harvard is sitting on a pile of $50 billion (or was, till the final couple of days). So why do they really feel entitled to choose the pockets of men driving round in F-150 vehicles and carrying instrument belts?
Why should individuals who work with their palms, serve within the navy and go to church on Sundays shell out six-figure salaries for the no-show jobs of a bunch of tenured soy bois and beta males with squirrelly goatees who do nothing however denounce regular People for his or her “poisonous masculinity?”
Why doesn’t Harvard begin paying its “justifiable share?”
The primary time Trump was president, Harvard and the remainder of them obtained socked with what they thought was a confiscatory tax — 1.4 %.
The best way the eggheads wailed, you’d have thought Trump had personally landed Marine One in Harvard Yard after which imperiously handed out shovels and rakes to all of the Fulbright Students from the Third World who wish to run up and down Mass Ave assaulting Jews and screaming, “From the river to the ocean…”
However what do I do know? I went to a public college.
Nevertheless, I’m each a former resident and property proprietor in Cambridge. That signifies that regardless of all my racial, socio-economic and sophistication handicaps, I’ve completed one thing that Harvard College has by no means, ever achieved.
I’ve paid property taxes to the Metropolis of Cambridge. And to the Metropolis of Boston, for that matter — one other factor Harvard doesn’t do, and don’t give me any BS about these miniscule in-lieu-of funds to Metropolis Corridor.
With Crimson in triumph flashing, ‘mid the strains of victory, the fact is that when the invoice comes due, John Harvard and all the opposite Ivy League colleges named after slave merchants like Eli Yale and Nicholas Brown have been pulling the previous chew ‘n’ screw on the remainder of us since 1635.
They’re the most important freeloaders going. And it’s obtained to finish.
They by no means cease lecturing us how we should pay larger taxes “for the youngsters” and to restore “the crumbling infrastructure.”
Okay. So let’s begin by not giving Harvard any extra welfare. You break it, to procure it. Capiche? Let’s give them the chance to stroll the stroll, after they’ve been speaking the discuss all these centuries.
What precisely is Harvard doing that’s so rattling vital anyway? Boston Youngsters’s Hospital is a part of Harvard Medical Faculty, and you understand what they’re into at Youngsters’s as of late. Two phrases: gender affirmation.
The handwriting for Harvard was on the wall Jan. 28 when President Trump issued the chief order headlined with these ominous phrases:
“Defending Youngsters from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation.”
Harvard, this implies you!
As an adolescent, I did apply to Harvard School, however I knew it’d by no means be organized.
There was a man within the admissions workplace who’d been on the college at my highschool. I understood he’d written me off early on as a lower-middle-class townie punk who ought to have been exiled to Frontier Regional in South Deerfield.
And I in flip thought he was a draft-dodging silver-spooned fop, as proven by the truth that he obtained employed at Harvard.
Looking back, we had been each proper.
I’ll finish with a classical reference. Within the previous days, everybody at Harvard would have understood the allusion I’m about to make. Now, perhaps 2 % tops.
Cato the Elder was a senator within the Roman Republic in the course of the Punic Wars. He’d had it with all of the wars in opposition to Carthage, and he would shut each speech within the Senate with these phrases:
“Carthago delenda est.”
Carthage have to be destroyed.
So right here’s a paraphrase that appears apt at this time:
Harvard delenda est.
Harvard have to be destroyed.
