Stroll of disgrace a relentless exterior Massachusetts courts

Is Excessive Sheriff Steve Tompkins prepared for his close-up at present?

It’s as soon as once more time for that historical custom amongst native politicians and cops – the perp stroll down Northern Avenue, earlier than or after the thieving perp makes his look in federal courtroom on no matter corruption prices they have been lugged on.

In Massachusetts, the perp stroll solely happens exterior the federal courthouse, as a result of one other custom within the Commonwealth is that the native prosecutors won’t ever, ever, below any circumstances arrest any Democrat politicians, which is the one variety we’ve right here.

It’s simply skilled courtesy. Am I proper, Legal professional Common Andrea Pleasure Campbell?

Tompkins should current himself by 10 a.m. Friday to pre-trial providers. We’ll be prepared, identical to the digicam crews arrive early for the annual pre-Oscar crimson carpet exhibits, or within the outdated days, for celeb arrivals when new Broadway exhibits opened in New York.

Earlier than Tompkins’ debut, allow us to think about the completely different kinds that the perps make use of for his or her conventional launchings within the criminal-justice system.

Sheriff Tompkins might embrace the pomp and circumstance of his workplace, and put on the highest hat that he used to put on to the Harvard graduation yearly. Most likely makes him unhappy now, although, to comprehend that he’ll by no means be carrying it once more.

I’d additionally counsel Tompkins not put on the normal badge. James DiPaola, the Excessive Sheriff of Middlesex, who additionally received to don that high hat each spring, beloved his badge, typically wore it with the highest hat. In 2010 DiPaola drove to Maine and shot himself within the head.

Corruption – it’s an occupational hazard of Massachusetts sheriffs.

Please, Sheriff, don’t attempt to cowl your head. By no means, ever works. Take a look at BPD Officer Ronald Nelson, busted for OT fraud in 2020. Expenses towards him have been ultimately dismissed, however solely after he died.

Perhaps you must put on some gear from a neighborhood professional staff – like BPD Officer Gerard O’Brien did, not that it did him any good. He was convicted anyway, whereas Officer Henry Doherty, behind him, in nondescript garments, beat the rap on OT fraud.

After Chappaquiddick, Sen. Ted Kennedy confirmed up at state courtroom (again in these long-ago days when even Democrat politicians could possibly be arrested in Massachusetts) carrying a neck brace. He was extensively mocked.

In 2016, BPD Officer Brian Smigielski went with a special look when he was lugged for obstructing an FBI gang investigation. Unsure if that’s a bulletproof vest or a corset, however no matter it was, it labored – Smigs received probation after pleading responsible.

Personally, I consider that in case your lawyer is carrying a tie, you have to be too. Clearly, Rep. Chris “Flim Flam” Flanagan, D-Dennis Port, didn’t take my sage sartorial counsel final 12 months when he did The Stroll. It additionally didn’t assist that his Okay-Mart shirt was two sizes too small.

The slob look simply doesn’t work. Take a look at thieving ex-trooper felon Gary Cederquist – made $331,000 his final 12 months on the job, and he nonetheless seems to be like a refugee from Mass & Cass. Ditto his co-conspirator Joel Rogers. Did they sleep in these hobo outfits?

One other tip: don’t mug for the digicam. Keep in mind Dana Pullman, the crooked boss of SPAM, the state troopers’ union? At the moment awaiting resentencing, his kiss within the mail suspended, and we wouldn’t be working this picture once more if it wasn’t so… memorable.

Don’t even crack a smile. That’s what “Sincere” John McGonigle, the excessive sheriff of Middlesex, such as you an appointee of a failed Democrat governor, did after he was lugged for a number of felonies together with shakedowns, kickbacks, and revenue tax evasion.

Simply one other Massachusetts excessive sheriff with a high hat….

There’s a method a sheriff can do a perp stroll exterior the federal courthouse in a non-shameful manner. That is Brad Bailey, one more former excessive sheriff of Middlesex. However he was a Republican, so he wasn’t re-elected, and he needed to lose the highest hat and turn into a lawyer once more. Right here he’s leaving the courthouse along with his consumer, one more crooked state cop, Daren DeJong.

DeJong embezzled $14,062 in federal funds, and received six months “residence detention.”

Sheriff Tompkins, you have to be so fortunate!

However now, the curtain’s going up. As we are saying in present biz, Sheriff, “Break a leg!”