CNN’s Information Yr’s Eve particular has a popularity for being a sizzling mattress of degeneracy on a community that likes to falsely painting themselves as skilled journalists. However on Tuesday night time, nevertheless, comic Whitney Cummings elevated the present by holding up a mirror to CNN and ripping them for his or her poor ranking. She additionally slapped round Democrats for the way they propped up the “physique” of President Joe Biden after which pressured Vice President Harris on everybody.
Teeing up her shot on CNN’s rankings, Cummings opined on how she realized how affordable the American folks had been by journey across the nation to do exhibits. “I really like going across the nation since you see that Individuals actually are extra affordable than they’d be portrayed,” she mentioned.
“Completely. 100% true,” co-host Anderson Cooper agreed oblivious to the lurking joke about how her theater exhibits had higher viewership than CNN:
CUMMINGS: They’re fairly nice. And I am enjoying greater and larger venues now. I assumed being a mother would imply that much less folks would need to come see me. I am now enjoying, you realize, like 3000 seat theaters, which is concerning the viewership of CNN as of late. Not this present, although.
COOPER: Good, good.
CUMMINGS: All eyes are on this present.
“Wow. You are all fiery at present,” quipped comic and co-host Andy Cohen.
She adopted up by taking a shot at Hollywood for not being entertaining and preaching liberal dogma:
what? I am a Pals fan. I am additionally a fan of leisure that simply entertains. There’s this new factor the place every little thing in Hollywood has to, like, lecture folks tips on how to vote and make you are feeling responsible about world warming.
All through her riffing, Cummings was shocked that CNN had not reduce off her mic. One of many extra notable moments was when she referred to as out Democrats, “the pro-choice celebration” for not giving their voters a selection within the 2024 main:
CUMMINGS: 2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats could not maintain a main as a result of they had been too busy holding a physique upright.
Are we nonetheless rolling? Am I off?
COHEN: Go for it.
CUMMINGS: It was superb that the pro-choice celebration did not give their voters one when it got here to the presidential candidate.
“Kamala was pressured on us so exhausting you’d suppose she was patented by Pfizer or Moderna,” she proclaimed.
In one other second, Cummings introduced up Hunter Biden’s laptop computer, one thing hardly ever talked about on CNN, and referred to as out his depravity and poor therapy of ladies:
Documentaries lastly realized the one technique to earn a living is to only make them about cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleader doc confirmed the women being handled horribly, underpaid, crying. I assumed I would open a video on Hunter Biden’s laptop computer.
Additional within the present, music producer Diplo joined CNN for an interview and did so in one of many few was to make tolerable: excessive on LSD.
The transcript is beneath. Click on “increase” to learn:
CNN New Yr’s Eve Reside
December 31, 2024
10:02:52 p.m. Jap(…)
WHITNEY CUMMINGS: I really like going across the nation since you see that Individuals actually are extra affordable than they’d be portrayed.
ANDERSON COOPER: Completely. 100% true.
COOPER: Good, good.
CUMMINGS: All eyes are on this present.
ANDY COHEN: Wow. You are all fiery at present.
COOPER: , Andy and I, Andy and I had a tour. We did, like, 3,000 folks.
CUMMINGS: I bear in mind.
COOPER: Sure, sure, sure.
COHEN: You are internet hosting a brand new Pals trivia present on MAX.
CUMMINGS: I’m doing a present.
COHEN: Are you an enormous Pals fan?
CUMMINGS: what? I am a Pals fan. I am additionally a fan of leisure that simply entertains. There’s this new factor the place every little thing in Hollywood has to, like, lecture folks tips on how to vote and make you are feeling responsible about world warming. It is only a enjoyable present. No creeps. It is simply heat, healthful.
COOPER: Good.
(…)
10:06:29 p.m. Jap
CUMMINGS: Documentaries lastly realized the one technique to earn a living is to only make them about cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleader doc confirmed the women being handled horribly, underpaid, crying. I assumed I would open a video on Hunter Biden’s laptop computer.
(…)
10:07:09 p.m. Jap
CUMMINGS: 2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats could not maintain a main as a result of they had been too busy holding a physique upright.
Are we nonetheless rolling? Am I off?
COHEN: Go for it.
CUMMINGS: It was superb that the pro-choice celebration did not give their voters one when it got here to the presidential candidate.
Kamala was pressured on us so exhausting you’d suppose she was patented by Pfizer or Moderna, whichever ones. Oh, God. Andy simply gave me a really scary look.
COHEN: No!
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