There could also be just a few empty seats across the festive desk this December at Mayor Michelle Wu’s annual no-whites-need-apply Kwaanza celebration on the Parkman Home.
That thought occurred to me yesterday, watching Excessive Sheriff Steve Tompkins do the perp stroll exterior the federal courthouse at his arraignment on extortion costs.
The Wu Klux Klan’s annual celebration of apartheid (in a public constructing no much less) is for “Electeds of Colour” – not the “Indicteds of Colour” or the “Kleptos of Colour.”
Try this photograph from the mayor’s 2023 cross-burning, er, vacation celebration — in happier instances, as they at all times say. On the head of the desk, within the white vest, is the Excessive Sheriff himself. And look who’s sitting to his proper – Mr. Ayanna Pressley, also referred to as Conan Harris.
What’s fascinating about that, you ask?
Nicely, Conan Harris is an ex-con, a jailbird. He did 10 years for drug trafficking. And there’s he, having fun with a racially pure night subsequent to somebody who’s, let’s face it, a future jailbird.
No less than the Excessive Sheriff has somebody he can flip to for slightly pre-incarceration recommendation and counsel.
It isn’t solely Tompkins who could also be unable to attend this yr’s soulful soiree – Rachael Rollins is gone from her hack jobs as a woke persecutor, banished to Roxbury Neighborhood School, from which board member Tompkins himself has now needed to flee.
The town councilor Rollins tried to repair the district legal professional’s struggle for, Ricky Ricardo Arroyo, is gone. That 2023 celebration was his closing slurp on the trough. One other Boston metropolis councilor of shade, Kendra Lara, likewise retired that very same yr as a consequence of unwell well being – the voters (and the cops) acquired sick of her.
No less than these former Electeds of Colour aren’t at risk of being deported. Which is greater than you possibly can say for an additional one who I’m sure acquired an invitation to that swell 2023 celebration with the ex- and future jailbirds.
I refer in fact to Tania Fernandes Anderson, the ex-city councilor from District 7, now headed for federal jail, very similar to certainly one of her predecessors from District 7, Chuck “Tremendous Fly” Turner.
The primary Muslim African unlawful alien and so on. on the Council is a naturalized citizen, that means she must be denaturalized for her atrocious crimes after which deported again to the Darkish Continent.
And Tania isn’t the one Elected of Colour at risk of deportation. There’s additionally ex-Sen. Dean Tran. Granted, he’s from Fitchburg and he’s a Republican, however doesn’t he move the Wu Klux Klan’s one-drop rule, of not being white?
With all these no-shows this yr, shouldn’t Metropolis Corridor attain out within the spirit of bipartisanship and lengthen an invitation to the extinguished solon Tran?
Personally, I believe Dean would make a beautiful Santa Claus for the assembled grifting group. He’d be nice chuckling, “Ho ho ho,” as a result of he was in spite of everything born in Ho Chi Minh Metropolis.
Sadly, Dean Tran must ship his regrets. In response to the Bureau of Prisons web site, Tran’s launch date from the pen at Devens isn’t till Could 1, 2026, and God solely is aware of how lengthy he’ll get at his subsequent trial, together with his sister of shade.
Nonetheless, I believe Dean would admire an invitation. Mayor Wu, simply be sure you get his Bureau of Prisons quantity proper – 87455-510.
You understand how it goes with dropping political candidates. They’re unable to promote sufficient tickets to fill a corridor, so that they “paper” the group.
Possibly the anti-racist racists must try this this yr. Maybe they may invite some retired Electeds of Colour who’ve paid their money owed to society after being Incarcerateds of Colour.
Ex-Sen. Dianne Wilkerson (BOP # 21757-038) involves thoughts. From stuffing Benjamins into her bra on an FBI digital camera to working on the Benjamin nursing house on Mission Hill – I’ll guess she’d prefer to have a holly, jolly Kwaanza on the home on the Parkman Home.
Keep in mind Monica Cannon-Grant? Not so way back, she was the largest (in additional methods than one) race grifter within the metropolis. She’d swoon over that Yuletide Parkman Home feast – she loves any buffet. However sadly, Monica too is all jammed up. Her corruption trial begins in federal court docket in October.
What about inviting one other native race hustler of yore – Henry Rogers? Chances are you’ll know him by his show-biz moniker — Ibram X. Kendi. Sadly, Hank too has fled from Commonwealth Avenue, his BU flim-flam shuttered.
Possibly the remaining Electeds of Colour may invite Claudine Homosexual, the rabidly anti-Semitic plagiarist who was president of Harvard College till any individual ran her doctoral thesis (together with acknowledgements) by way of AI.
It’s an occupational hazard within the DEI lessons.
No matter occurs with the visitor checklist to Mayor Wu’s 2025 reverse Jim Crow Christmas celebration, no less than we all know that Excessive Sheriff Tompkins could have loads of assist in the neighborhood – each inside and out of doors the jail partitions.
Yesterday, he was accompanied to his arraignment by Marty Weinberg, not a lawyer of shade. Marty usually represents crooked hacks early within the course of – assume corrupt State Police union boss Dana Pullman, who would even be turned away on the door of the Parman Home that night.
However as time goes by, the thieves understand the utter hopelessness of their guilt, and so they shift from Weinberg right down to… public defenders. I predict that’s what the Excessive Sheriff can even do.
In any case by the Excessive Sheriff’s personal woe-is-me account, he began out as a toddler on welfare, and now he’s going to finish his squalid profession the identical method – with public help.
I hope the Excessive Sheriff continues to be at massive come December and will get one closing no-honkies celebration earlier than he goes away. One final likelihood to affix in a hearty refrain of “I’m Dreaming of a Non-White Christmas.”
God bless us every person!
Herald file photograph
Former state Sen. Dianne Wilkerson is seen stuffing a money bribe in her bra in an undercover photograph. (FBI photograph)
